Garage Sale

A really bad fall in skiing when you lose all your equipment. Used often in Whistler.

Oh dude. Are you ok? You lost your ski, poles, gloves and toque. That was a garage sale.

by WhistlerBum September 27, 2020

garage sale

a sale at some1's garage selling old junk for only a penny each

I went to a garage sale yesterday and got a beat up bike for only a penny!

by Jenerator August 31, 2003

$3 SALE

Unsuccessful Only Fans whores on Twitter be like: $3 SALE only today
This is a recurring pattern when searching "$3 SALE" on twitter

Friend: Found the hottest e-girl on Twitter
Me: That bitch probably on $3 sale

by Yolobert November 19, 2021

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

“Garage sale at 1223”

Swinger party, orgy

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.

by March 13, 2023

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello February 28, 2014

Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.

That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled

by YakA88 September 18, 2022