Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.

Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!

Foolish mortal by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008

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Foolish Mortal

A strong, overpowering attacking that you say to your bullies. It is like that anime move that is forgotten and is also used to destroy the universe. It’s powers are too powerful for your liking.

Haha bro your bad
Foolish mortals, you don’t know anything about my powers and my capabilities
*other guy dies*
You do a anime deep laugh, and walk away.

Foolish Mortal by Go Kermit sewer side December 29, 2018

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Foolish Mortal

Something edgy people say to sound cooler than normal people when comparing each other. Generally doesn’t make sense contextually.

Guy 1: Oh, I’m only on episode two of season one of Lost.
Guy 2: Foolish Mortal! I’ve watched the entirety of the show six times!
Guy 1: Okay... cool, I guess?

Foolish Mortal by BomberJacknut April 11, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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