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Footlock 

When you are about to pull out during sex but the woman wraps her legs around you so she gets pregnant and takes your money.
Since I forgot the condom, I decided to pull out, but she used the footlock!
Footlock by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018

foodlosophyze

when stoners sit and talk about food
Stoners can sit for hours and foodlosophyze.
foodlosophyze by mj121481 September 25, 2010

Foodpocalypse 

Just like the apocalypse, you think your life is going to end if you have to eat all the food that is being served to you during a party. It is not uncommon that the leftovers of a foodpocalypse could save a third world country from starvation.
Oh my god, I went to a foodpocalypse last night. Our leftovers just saved Darfour from starvation.
Foodpocalypse by Grumpycat June 28, 2013

Foodocracy 

A system that allows its members to vote between a variety of food options to slay the hunger beast.
Hey man you can't just force your cravings on us. This is a Foodocracy!
Foodocracy by BlackTea August 3, 2015

foodlover22 

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tahts who i am
i am FoodLover22
foodlover22 by FoodLover22 June 15, 2020

foodoconiosis 

The patient succumbed to foodoconiosis after "THANKSGIVING IN JULY" at Bob's Big Boy.
foodoconiosis by drterry June 2, 2008