"I was driving with the windows down, and the sun was at an angle such that I observed a fluttering shadow out of the corner of my eye. I thought, 'my goodness! There's an animal in the car!' Y'know, like in Arizona, people worry about snakes getting into their cars. So I pulled over and...nothing; turns out the shadow was just my flying squirrels whippin' in the wind."
by Audit Master December 19, 2008
Get the flying squirrels mug.A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.
(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)
(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)
by Point-Badgers. January 11, 2012
Get the Geauga Flying Squirrel mug.When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009
Get the alberta flying squirrel mug.The act of jumping in the air spreading your arms and legs wide mid doggie style while yelling "WOOOooo" (like Rick Flair would) only to land on your partners back slamming them into the ground.
by Ed Dontez August 2, 2016
Get the suplex flying squirrel mug.Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.
by Mugatu-san October 8, 2004
Get the flying squirrel mug.The act of grabbing your nutsack through your open fly and extending the loose skin into a rough square shape with thumbs and index fingers from both hands and then posing for a picture with someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Dammit! I just got logged onto Facebook and Kyle posted pictures where he Rocky the flying squirrel'ed me.
by Captain Underpants III January 5, 2011
Get the Rocky the flying squirrel mug.when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.
by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008
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