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flying bag of monkey shit 

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!

Flying Tea Bag 

The act of tea bagging a person while their face remains perpendicular to the floor. The one performing the tea bag must be nude in the lower region, get a running start and fly crotch first at another person's face. The key is good aim along with excellent timing, because it must happen when the victum has their mouth open and is unsuspecting.
While he was sitting on the staircase yawning, I gave him a flying tea bag.

Flying Tea Bag (FTB) 

The flying tea-bag, commonly refered to as the F.T.B., is one of the most devestating attacks/acts of douchbaggery in existence to date. Do Not Attempt This Without A Trained Proffesional!!! BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, HARD FLOORS, OR GROUND CAN RESULT IN SERIOUSE INJURY OR DEATH.

In order to perform an FTB one must get their groin up to atleast the mark's chin level. You catch their head between your legs, with your legs splayed into a Y. Hit with enough momentum to bring them to the ground, and as they are going down, land on your feet and run off into the sunset. They rack their head and you accomplished something magical.
I was comin down the stairs and zach came around the bottom, not paying attention. I swung off the railing, caught him in forehead with a beautiful flying tea bag (ftb) and he went down flailing. I hit the ground standing and ran off into the sunset.
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026