v. To Flubber:
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
Watching Eric flubbering around on that couch like a drunken seal is driving me insane.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"
It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.
If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"
It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.
If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal October 26, 2007
Similar to a male version of side boob with portion of testicle being displayed opposed to breast. Those vintage running shorts and the occasional kilt are notorius culprits, most prominent when coupled with the need to position one foot on top of a soapbox when addressing others. Although this wardrobe breach is not deliberate most of the time, damages do occur and can be difficult to assess. Most notable of damages include scarring to retinas and lasting feelings of embarrasment for all parties involved with exceptions for exhibitionists and pervs alike.
Did you see that free ballin' guy wearing the kilt at the St. Paddy's party? That dude is a cop and was trying to get women to gaze at the flubber he's packing under that skirt. I am surprised he is still getting away with that after all these years.
by Kitikozmos27 February 11, 2021
Not only a hit movie of the 90's, but a sexual act performed only in dire situations when a girl is being stubborn. Only two steps required:
1) Slap the belligerent bitch with your limp penis.
2) Repeat step one until said bitch gives you a blow job.
No words are expected during this act, just explicit compliance.
1) Slap the belligerent bitch with your limp penis.
2) Repeat step one until said bitch gives you a blow job.
No words are expected during this act, just explicit compliance.
Theoretical situation for the Flubber:
Tommy: Hey!
Jess: Hey...Why are you nak-
T: Slap....slap slap.... slap slap slap slap slap slap
J: FINE! Om nom nom nom nom
Tommy: Hey!
Jess: Hey...Why are you nak-
T: Slap....slap slap.... slap slap slap slap slap slap
J: FINE! Om nom nom nom nom
by d.dubs May 24, 2009
by Cassta November 3, 2009
by I4th BULLET April 27, 2009
1. A nuclear device sometimes used to annihilate bad people.
2. Bouncy green rubber stuff.
3. Lubrication (of sorts).
2. Bouncy green rubber stuff.
3. Lubrication (of sorts).
1. Fuck, they launched the flubber at us.
2. Let's play with the flubber.
3. Put the flubber there, oh and there too, so I can do it easier.
2. Let's play with the flubber.
3. Put the flubber there, oh and there too, so I can do it easier.
by Mental Dissection Association of America May 19, 2004
by Bieber pete April 23, 2016