Florida State 

University located in Tallahassee, Florida.

Their football team beat Notre Dame in the Champs Sports Bowl 18-14. Notre Dame sucks.

fsu florida state seminoles noles notre dame nd irish

Florida State by Noles1 January 1, 2012

Florida State Trooper 

Glorified traffic police. In most cases a douche and/or bitch.

I cant believe that bitch just gave me a 266 dollar ticket what a cunt that's why i hate Florida State Troopers

Florida State Trooper by Zer0Acid July 6, 2010

Florida State University 

A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.

Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?

Bro 2: Yes, I do.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?

Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.

Florida State University by Peter McAllister December 24, 2008

Florida State University 

The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.

Florida State University by Bill May 2, 2004

Florida State University 

The elite university in the State of Florida. The oldest historical campus in the State of Florida. Usually sends it's rejects to the University of Florida.

That poor bastard couldn't get accepted to FSU, I guess he has to enroll at UF.

Florida State University by Steve Spurrier June 30, 2004

[Florida State University] 

FSU is located in a town filled with the finest women in america, a C+ football team, and where everybody is drunk 24/7! oh yeah..we sometimes go to class too

"did florida state win today?"
"who cares we're drunk!"
"...damn she's fine!, must go to Florida State University"

[Florida State University] by aBrotha January 22, 2009

Florida State Semenhole 

Not to be confused with the Florida State Seminoles - though a tomahawk chop and chanting are involved. Dropping your load in the face of your partner followed by spreading it on their face like war paint. Typically, right before climax you begin to chant, plant your sword in your partners face, and finish with the tomahawk chop just like Chief Osceola.

Dude, what the actual fuck are you doing? Hey, I'm getting my chant & tomahawk chop on - sounds like Adam is frosting another donut Florida State Semenhole style.

Florida State Semenhole by Lovell from UT November 2, 2010