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Like a trombone, I was sitting on the computer playing, suddenly I was out of the blue in the corner of my shaft, he had a white floppen soaked in blood, class 9 pants, his hair was white, his skin was as white as a floppen on a class 9 wall, blue floppen wáona la oczene Polish and there was an eternal smile cut out, and in his hand he was holding a kitchen I McDreamy

He said, "Sweetie, floppen, aren't you asleep? It's already class 9, though floppen, you're going to sleep. n about to run away, and he's class 9. Oh, I understand. You want to have some fun. Zyceszwica, I'm fine. Brayden, let's play hide and seek. I'm looking for it. Lice 10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1. Fuck, so hidden. Sailsbury steak, not flop Polish. What happened next? Well, bad star Ringo Biały found a woman in the garden. Sleep when being McDreamy.
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Little Floppers

The miniature versions of floppers

Still empty, saggy, floppy tits but the handful variety

Same thlop and drop when the bra is removed

Same flap when she skips just on a smaller scale
Awww look at her little floppers, so pathetic

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.
I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.
floppin donkey by c.harris May 16, 2017
Slang term for flaccid penis. Also a slang term for a wrestler (real not wwe bullshit) that sucks at wrestling. Mimics a flopping fish when theyre getting ragdolled.
On hot days, my flopper is extra floppy.

J.V James is a flopper. He gets pinned by everyone.
Flopper by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

west floppin 

The act of placing ones flaccid penis upon the cheek of a willing participant while watching the sunset.
Yo my shawty and I always be west floppin no matter the place.
west floppin by Dooberhead January 2, 2017

I Love Floppers 

When saggy empty tits are you absolute favourites above all other types
I love floppers let me touch them. I know you do now get on your knees you simp bitch and lick my clit

Moose Flopper 

One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.
Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.
Moose Flopper by Joe - Bebe January 10, 2013