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Flex Paste

The paste version of the blessing from the god Phil Swift, known as Flex Seal. Inspired by Flex Tape, the Flex Paste commercial references the “NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE” meme and the “I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF” meme, showing that the gods above have given this as a gift.
(Was republished because of a typo)
Phil: To show you the power of Flex Paste, I took this chicken wire! Whoo!
by saltyfries47_yt March 8, 2020
mugGet the Flex Pastemug.

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