A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.
by Mister Mister February 27, 2016
A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.
I need a fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020
A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.
by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020
Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."
Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
by SuperDirtySanchez October 18, 2010
A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
by MinecraftBfandGf September 29, 2019
Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
As the name subtly implies, this is a masturbatory act consisting of putting your fleshlight where the sun does not shine.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016