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Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."
I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.
by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020
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