Adobe Flash Player

Is what u call a human that wears a stupid but still fucking swagy outfit.

For example if u see a dude wearing a stupid but drippy outfit u say:
Damn he's Adobe Flash Player !!!

by BigPapaCarlos December 23, 2021

Flash-flight

1. Flashing someone and running away as fast as you can

2. Flashing a light or laser pointer in someone's eye and running away as fast as you can

Tim: Dude, I pulled the old Flash-Flight on John.
Fred: Seems kinda gay to me
Tim: Not that kind of Flash-Flight
Fred: Sure.

by GreedyAnimal July 12, 2019

mega flash

when u drink too much g fuel while playing call of duty and you get kinda drunk

me- hey hey what up dawg i lik ham and cheese e on pikles of rik
friend- shit u have gone mega flash
me- vroom vroom I'm flash I run fast!!!

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 13, 2018

Gash Flash

A female dick pic

"I sent Brad a gash flash when I was drunk last night!"

by Stan Tastic Flashtonbury August 11, 2023

virtually flashing

The act of sending a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.

I was virtually flashing today. I sent a picture of my junk to a girl I met.

by Amishoney January 25, 2015

Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022