Flannel

Goop lives in these

I was wearing this flannel and my gayness increased by 200%

by wewlike May 22, 2018

Flannel

Like a tree but more absobant. A flannel is an absobant cloth used to wipe up semen.

Jeremy wanks into a flannel

by Jewet April 19, 2018

Flannel

Collective noun used to describe a group of three or more people with mullets.

Look at that flannel sitting around the campfire, sharing stories on how they maintain their “business in the front, and party in the back” haircair routine. Their mullets looked incredible...

by Axle89 September 9, 2019

Blue Flannel

The go-to option for an unsolicited dick pic backdrop. Particularly when trying to "woo" somebody.

Hey, I like your blue flannel, Brian!

by NardHipples March 3, 2019

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Flannel Stuffing

when two partners in a sexual act both have aggressive herpes. the herpes so bad in fact it creates a flannel weave which is then stuffed until it it has reached capacity.

Ben and Jaxon would not stop flannel stuffing, so now we need a new mattress.

by Hung Monkey August 31, 2019

flannel gang

means u have zero hoes absolutely zero

yo do you see flannel gang over there they probably have zero hoes

by KingOfTheO July 5, 2022