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Flamming V by jjonas March 11, 2009
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The Flaming Verizon Sanchez
Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
The Flaming Verizon Sanchez by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
Flaming Vagina
An alcoholic beverage consisting of everclear and strawberry vodka. It is set on fire and served only to women and excuses for men who "don't like the taste of beer."
Guy: "I'd like one flaming vagina please"
Bartender: "Sure, that'll cost six bucks, a pair of testicles, and your dignity"
Bartender: "Sure, that'll cost six bucks, a pair of testicles, and your dignity"
Flaming Vagina by SLAMcest December 3, 2009
Flaming Vagina
Term used to describe a person that is being a pussy or bitch. Originates from markings found on old Pizza Hut boxes.
Flaming Vagina by ZimtheTim September 5, 2009
Flaming Volcano
shaming technique When you pour a bag of pop rocks in a girl's cooch. When mixed just right, makes a foaming froth and burns like hell.
Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).
Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).
guy1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.
Flaming Volcano by rob _rob_rob December 14, 2008
Flaming Vine
A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.
And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.
Flaming Vine by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008
The Flaming Virgin
The act of sticking your dick in Sirichai Sauce and then repeatedly fucking the girl with your hot dick.
Dude, I gave this girl a flaming virgin last night.
Jt: Her pussy was so hot.
Will: How hot?
Jt: I gave her the flaming virgin.
Will: Well, that pussy is no longer fuckable.
Jt: Her pussy was so hot.
Will: How hot?
Jt: I gave her the flaming virgin.
Will: Well, that pussy is no longer fuckable.
The Flaming Virgin by EricGehlxoxox September 23, 2012