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self flagellation

To beat ones meat or bean
He / she was self flagellation with gusto.
self flagellation by xxxx69xxxx November 9, 2017

self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it
Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?
Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
Self flagellation by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking
Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?
selfie flagellation by 🅰️ December 7, 2024

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026