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Fjord Fuck 

Noun and Verb.
Also spelled "Fjörd Fuck" is a particular way to have sex that is possible only in Norwegian Fjords. It consist of make love in an isolated place on the mountains that overlook the fjords in Norway. While doing sex the people involved have to enjoy a wide view of the fjord and possibly of waterfall and glaciers.
The act is performed in an isolated place so it is often accompanied with screams and swears. For its wild nature it leaves often the lovers temporarily crippled. It is a good reminder of the fact that we descend from the animals!
Last week we had this road trip in Norway with my girlfriend... we had been Fjord fucking all the time...it was amazing, the sex and the view!
Fjord Fuck by mafakinev June 10, 2010
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Fuck ya Ford 

A definition directly and only used towards one individual: *Ford Kineth Kemp*

Essentially only to make the person (being ford) look like a fuck face, because he is being one; usually to no one's suprise.
Person A: "Look at that picture of Ford playing Xbox; what a tool."

Person B: "Fuck ya Ford!!!"

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At a sports event

Person A: "Hey, check it out. Is that Ford on the flex cam? Is he really pulling his shirt up and kissing his muscles..."

Person B: "Fuck ya Ford!!!"
Fuck ya Ford by LilSlimShadey069 January 3, 2010

Ford fucked 

1. When an event has reached all capacity for failure. The old saying of you can only go down so far, this is that far.
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile
1. "Matt so fordfucked us. Right now, only divine intervention or Rosario can save us."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."
Ford fucked by Shunisto May 15, 2007

ford fucker

When someone loves fords a little too much
Person 1 - what is that guy doing over there
Person 2 - he is what some people call a ford fucker
ford fucker by Dr.Snake53 July 11, 2017

Ford Fuckus 

Ford Focus but produced in Russia. The act of adding fuck to a common name is Russian's culture, can also mean fuck but in a different way
Person one "Wanna drive in the Ford Fuckus or in the Toyota?" Person 2 "Lets go in the Ford Fuckus"
Ford Fuckus by rar_im_a_dogo February 2, 2022

Ford-fucked 

When voter turnout is poor enough, that a greedy liar gets elected and absolutely fucks up an entire province.
The NDP and Liberal candidates were so shitty that nobody voted, and new we're Ford-fucked.
Ford-fucked by slashobvious January 18, 2023

Betty Ford Fucker 

1. Noun. A person who has absolute disregard for people's feelings. A person who is incredibly rude or obnoxious often with a bitter disdain towards people and society.

2. Noun. A person who lacks concern for the well-being of others. Someone with contempt for society or people as a whole. One who ignores all social norms and bequeaths doesn't give a fuck in their actions and words.

3. Noun. One with an ill regard for humanity. A disregard for all that is holy, and sacred. A person who lacks couth.
Used in heated discussions or intense commentary about a person.

"Brad's my roommate. And you can't make it right. You offended his family. That's his sister."

"You want to know what. I'm a Betty Ford Fucker, Okay! Now get the fuck out of here with your petty fucking bull-shit."
Betty Ford Fucker by Archie Bantog December 29, 2008
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