five finger discount

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
by Element March 23, 2003
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five finger discount

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
by Skeddles February 05, 2008
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five finger discount

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
by nick August 21, 2003
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five finger discount

(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
by maniacxxl January 04, 2009
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five finger discount

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
by diesel weasel May 17, 2013
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"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
by D-Bizz January 09, 2007
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"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free"

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!
by rudie skankster June 13, 2007
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