Fish hat

When the pussy is so loose that you can fit your head inside, in order to accomplish this tast it is best to have a bald head that has been lubed up with hot butter.

I wore your grandmas fish hat yeasterday, it was so loose enough to fit two watermellons inside.

by derty November 23, 2004

fish hat

The female equivalent of a tea bag. When a girl lowers her genitals onto the forehead, or top of head, of an unsuspecting victim.

Dude #1 - "Lauren passes out by 10 o'clock at EVERY party."
Dude #2 - "It's all good, Melissa just gave her a fish hat. When she finds a diamond shaped hickey on her forehead tomorrow morning, she'll learn her lesson."

by RtotheJtotheT December 22, 2011

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.

She was as wet as a fishes hat

by RobbieW August 04, 2006

hat-fishing

When a person wears a hat and looks so much better than when they usually do without it.

"Omg he's bald, I meet him when he was wearing a hat. "ooouu gurl, he was hat-fishing"

by guccimaminani February 13, 2017

Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,

“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”

by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020