Fire Hydrant

A high-waisted midget with red pants and a big ass.

New York's hottest club is "Twice". Don't be thrown off when you get greeted at the door by a rabbi that looks like Joquain Phoenix. Club owner Robert Blake has thought of everything. Carnival parkers, groups of guys with afros and graduation caps and fire hydrants.

by JuiceSpringsteen13 April 25, 2010

Fire Hydrant

The act of lighting your partners pubes on fire and then making them achieve orgasm, thus making them douse the flames.

" i put a lighter to jenny last night, she wanted the flames out so she told me to go faster.thats a fire hydrant."

by jewhitlerman August 22, 2008

Fire Hydrant

When two guys stand back to back while a girl gives both a handjob at the same time.

I gave two guys the fire hydrant last night. They spayed 3 feet!

by Dannyd February 15, 2013

Fire Hydrant

To unleash an incredibly large quantity of semen onto a crowd of innocent bystanders with no shame or regret of doing so.

Not to be confused with Broken Hose, Crying Snake, Saggy Water Balloon, or Sex Monsoon.

He got tired of waiting at the bus stop and decided to fire hydrant everyone around him.

by Niko Zorich December 28, 2009

Fire Hydrant

See gusher

A woman that squirts large volumes when having an orgasm

by da fireman February 17, 2003

Fire Hydrant

A girl that puts out.

Jimmy, you should get with Carol, I hear that she's a fire hydrant, she'll sleep with you on the first date for sure!

by inoemyshit December 11, 2014

Fire Hydrant

The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, as a result of seeing or tasting something disgusting.

Her pussy smelled so fucking bad, I just did a fire hydrant right there.

by king bizzallz January 2, 2004