fire boat salute 

While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.

I was bored the other day, so I gave myself a fire boat salute in the pool.

fire boat salute by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock 

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.

While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.

Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock by Murph 001 May 2, 2008