Finely aged imported goods

When someone was conceived in another country outside of the one they were born in.

Hey Joe where were you born?
I was born in the Netherlands.
Is that where your parents live?
No, they lived in Mexico before they moved to the Netherlands, at the time I was in the womb.
Oh! So you were some finely aged imported goods then?
Yeah I guess you could say that.

by Tacoocat May 8, 2018