Urban Dictionary: Fig

FIGS

FIGS, or "Freshman Idiot Guy Syndrome," refers to the tendency of freshman guys to approach girls under the guise that they are interested in them, but later admit that they would rather have random, meaningless hook-ups than relationships with substance. Idiots. (note: FIGS can be used both to describe the syndrome and the guys suffering from the syndrome).

I'm so sick of all these FIGS that are so desperate to hook-up that they'll fuck anything that moves.

by sick-of-figs December 14, 2007

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Fig

A fig is someone who has done something so awful, that they get known for it.

Chris: You know Jessica, right? The girl I've been dating for a while? She broke up with me yesterday.

Terry: I can't believe she would do that to you, dude, that girl is such a fig.

by FrottyPebbles July 11, 2017

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figs

short form of "figures"

a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.

my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
Me: FIGS!

my boyfriend: Wanna do it?
Me: FIIIIIGS!!!!

Me: i'm hungry.... figs.

by CCAA VIP 07 March 05, 2007