First Girlfriend Syndrome
A condition induced by a man's (or
boy's) first girlfriend. Characterized by excessive
PDA, constant giggling and tickling, loss of priorities and individuality/manhood, distancing from
friends, and general increase in bitchness. Known to upset the "Bros before Hoes" mantra of guy code.
Yo, invite
Ted and Luke over, let's get bombed!
Nah dude, they came down with FGS, remember?
Oh right, I forgot they're bitch-
made now.
Fucking FGS.