Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.
by Who wants to know? April 6, 2003
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Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.
Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)
by **~~Ferret Lover~~** September 20, 2006
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an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog
person 1: what is that?

person 2: its a snake with legs!

person 3: no, its a ferret
by slinky cat February 4, 2009
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a gorges playfull little aniaml...kind of like a weasel..great pets!
my ferret is so funny,we can watch her all day
by glt August 26, 2006
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A small snake-rat that belongs to the Mustelids Family. That has a slinky for a spinal cord.
that ferret stinks like p***.
by Campachen July 15, 2018
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Cute cuddly animals usually referred to as "Furry knee-socks with eyes". They are mischievous creatures and will steal anything smelly, shiny, or just plain interesting but they always find a way to weasel their way into your heart. And they always find a way to make you laugh whether they are war dancing, running into things, or making adorable chittering noises. =D
Friend: Aw! What is that adorable creature?!

Me: That my friend, would be a ferret.

Friend: I wish I had one!
by FerretLover June 16, 2010
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1. synonym for thot

2. a girl who's thick af

3. a girl whom men find attractive in a sexually attractive way, usually due to their voluptuous physique
Did you see that girl? Her ass was huge, definitely a ferret
by sexxgawd December 4, 2016
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