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Fallabama Waffle 

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?
Fallabama Waffle by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010

Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle 

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.

Fellabuster 

(n) an exceptionally long speech given by one of your bros, one that could potentially last for days, that hinders your game, possibly by making delusional and often grossly falsified stories; (v) to impede action by grandiose and/or obstructive tactics, esp. by making long speeches.
(As a noun)

-"Dave was spitting some game at this girl the other night until I came in and told her about the time I was a fireman. She totally forgot Dave was there"
-"Ah, you gave him the old fellabuster, huh?"

(As a verb)
-"Dave was seeing Katie until I fellabustered his ass. Me and Katie have been married for 6 years. What have I done?"
Fellabuster by Gipples June 12, 2009

fallabama llama alpaca 

When you screw yourself and then laugh and then take off your pants and flick off your snot.
Yesterday i had a fallabama llama alpaca.

fellacamper 

a unique username, handsome, kind
wow! He is such a fellacamper!
fellacamper by Sofeia January 4, 2018

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026