a phrase used sarcastically to describe someone who seems to be overcompensating for the size of their genitalia
"Hey... I bet that guy with the super-lifted Ford F-750 monster truck with the neon lights is packing feet of meat."
by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018
Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.
by Rage from rhuvok.com November 22, 2004
The opposite of 3 Feet of Heat. He's Bill Lumberg from Office Space. He asks to you fill out TPS reports and has meetings about meetings. He rides the elevator all day to different inane meetings simply because this is the closest he is going to get to being upwardly mobile. He is annoying, he drives a classic company car and says cheezy cliches, like, "Gee Bob, looks like that deal really got Egg on Your Face". He throws some crowd pleaser work related fits, but he is far less harmless than <3 Feet of Heat> and sometimes actually rather entertaining in a claws on the chalkboard kind of way. He reads 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, and has been reading it for over 7 years. He enjoys the Company Picnic and probably tends the grill. The 6 Feet of Meat man is stuck in Middle Management, this is not the <renaissance man>, this is no David. He is limited by his intelligence and connections, but we sometimes love to hate him anyway.
My 6 Feet of Meat Boss just had me fill out a call sheet of everyone I called today. I asked if I could email it to him and he told me I had to write it out with my company issued pen... And then he asked me what email was and walked away with his company issued coffee mug.
by Prozic December 11, 2005
by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016
This rule applies to anyone who has a "glizzy". Basically, the bigger your shoe size, the bigger the thing in your pants is.
Johnny: "Damn bro, how big is your shoe size?"
Jeremiah: "Oh, it's 10.5 bro"
Johnny: "You packin fr bro, can I see it?"
Jeremiah: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "You never heard the rule? The bigger the feet the bigger the meat!"
Jeremiah: "Oh, it's 10.5 bro"
Johnny: "You packin fr bro, can I see it?"
Jeremiah: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "You never heard the rule? The bigger the feet the bigger the meat!"
by flatscreen January 27, 2023