the bigger the feet the bigger the meat

This rule applies to anyone who has a "glizzy". Basically, the bigger your shoe size, the bigger the thing in your pants is.

Johnny: "Damn bro, how big is your shoe size?"
Jeremiah: "Oh, it's 10.5 bro"
Johnny: "You packin fr bro, can I see it?"
Jeremiah: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "You never heard the rule? The bigger the feet the bigger the meat!"

by flatscreen January 26, 2023