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malibu feedbag 

A chinstrap device intended for the facilitation of coddling and massaging the testicles and scrotum of an 80's glam rock lead guitarist or vocalist when administering fellatio in the parking lot of a Southern California grocery store.
Dude, I was working a 12-7 at Von's, and Vince Neil came in and I totally used my malibu feedbag on him next to my Trans Am in the parking lot.
malibu feedbag by glamrockr November 20, 2006
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Australian Feedbag

When you poop diarrhea into someone's mouth in a sexual kind of way.
Give me a rusty trombone or I'll give you an australian feedbag.

Fredericton Feedbag 

A variation of the doggy-style sexual position whereby the man inserts his penis into the females rectum then inserts both testicles and entire scrotum into her vagina. Initially a method of birth control in the eastern province of New Brunswick, Canada, now more commonly performed in the greater Fredericton area to simply pass the time. Technically the recipient does not need to be a human being.
Darling, the power is out again. Let's have another try at the Fredericton Feedbag.
The Feedbag is an extended move to the initial "Muffler" move (Muffler being the act of stuffing a girls panties into her anus)

A Feedbag is the act of removing the Muffler from the girls anus, and placing the soiled garment over her face and around her ears.
"That chick didn't even so much ad twitch when I gave her a muffler, so I went ahead with the full on Feedbag"
Feedbag by BBawesome August 26, 2011

feedbagging 

Dipping your balls in oats and honey, and then teabagging various barn animals/unsuspecting puppies/sorority sluts.
"Broski I feedbagged that girl so hard last night."
"Man I love that post feedbagging honey smell."

"Florida feedbag" 

A perverse sexual act involving cunnilingus followed by the vomiting of orange juice, and more cunnilingus.
"To give her the full experience of the Sunshine State, I was sure to include the "Florida feedbag" in our late night activities."

Malibu Feedbag 

The resting of the testicles of a 80's hair band rocker from Malibu against one's chin to allow for the voracious licking, biting, and sucking of the balls and lower penis, performed in the manner of a horse eating out of a feedbag.

The Malibu Feedbag is always performed with the recipient/rocker standing and the "bagger" either crouching, bent-over, or kneeling; neither party may be lying down or sitting.

In a "Classic Malibu Feedbag" the recipient/rocker wraps an extra long belt around his naked waste and secures it around the "baggers" head to attach the "bag (i.e. testicles to the chin)" and prevent the "bagger" from stopping before the contents of the bag are "consumed/drained."

The inspiration for the name/manuver has been traced to an overly zealous Malibu supermarket "bagger" who would throw herself at all the rockers that shopped at the market (primarily Motley Crew), who, once given the opportunity to hang out in private, performed the maneuver out of shear uncontrollable lust for the band.
"Dude, I met this chic at a Crew reunion show last night who was so fuckin horny at the site of Vince, she dropped to her knees and gave me a wicked Malibu feedbag during Home Sweet Home."
Malibu Feedbag by Stevo C. November 10, 2008