fecalmatter 

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o man my internet went out, FECALMATTER!

fecalmatter by niggaballls March 7, 2022

fecalmatter frump around 

sex position where the male and female have sex then they do the perkulator while taking a dump, immediately followed by buttsex.

Honey, i wanna try the fecalmatter frump around because i like dancing and sex to be combined.

fecalmatter frump around by Billybob Joe March 26, 2004

fecalateral triangle 

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.

Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

fecalateral triangle by Emergency911 December 9, 2016

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller 

Nice way of saying "shit hits the fan"

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.

fecal matter hits the rotary impeller by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006

fecal matter 

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

fecal matter by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

fecal matter 

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

fecal matter by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

fecal matter excretion unit by Chode bone November 15, 2006