Fattyquette

Proper mannerisms and acceptable social etiquette for overweight individuals.

Being the first or last person in line at a buffet is poor fattyquette.

by CheyzieFahRah March 5, 2012

Fartiquette

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**

Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.

by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatiquette

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.

Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"

by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

Fattyette

A feminine fat person

Ann: Damn, that is a fatty right there!
David: No, that is a a fat chick aka a fattyette!

by Ddddrth123 June 15, 2009

fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers

you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie

by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010