Fathers Day
Fathers Day by sea_monster June 16, 2013
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Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.
Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!
fathers day special by richravens900 June 19, 2022
Not a Father's Day
Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!
Guy #2: Amen to that!
Guy #2: Amen to that!
Not a Father's Day by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014
Father's day
Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"
Father's day by Jonathan December 10, 2003
Not a father's day
A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"
Not a father's day by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009
Father's Day
a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.
Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.
Father's Day by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017
Father's Day
Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
Father's Day by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017