Fat-hundred pounds

The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.

Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.

by Mattdude October 27, 2014