A person who wears a beard with no mustache like the amish and is heavy and or obese in stature . Much like a beard president abe lincoln wore
My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes
by fire brick 2010 August 04, 2011
Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap
Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team
Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games
Gets friendzoned by every girl
Thinks he has hoes
Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap
Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team
Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games
Gets friendzoned by every girl
Thinks he has hoes
Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016
Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap
Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team
Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games
Gets friendzoned by every girl
Thinks he has hoes
Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap
Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team
Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games
Gets friendzoned by every girl
Thinks he has hoes
Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016