Slut
-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.
-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts
-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.
-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts
by tubicen94 October 08, 2012
by Killer kiwi 6969 February 20, 2021
=Fatticus Squirrelicus=
A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
by Matt January 29, 2005
Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
by xMANder69 May 23, 2022