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-Squirrels get fat when they eat too many nuts, therefore, they are sluts.

-Sluts, like fat squirrels love nuts
"God, that girl is such a fat squirrel! I hate her!"
by tubicen94 October 08, 2012
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=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.
Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"
by Matt January 28, 2005
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