fat heads

A South Eastern Virginia Term used for "Nike Air Force Ones". Mostly used in the Hampton/ Newport News Area.

Also Spelled: Phat Heads, Phat Headz, Phat Hedz

"Yeah, I just copped 2 pairs of fat heads from foot locker."

by vaballer June 16, 2006

Fat Head

Someone with a head the size of a watermelon on top of their neck. Usually they will claim that it is their hair that makes their head so big they can not even wear a standard hat, unless it was made for an elephant, but in the end their skull really his at minimum the size of a bowling ball, and usually their brain is about the size of a pea. Even though their head is unusually large, they are quite retarded and often times have what is known as "Fat-Head Syndrome". That is where they think they know everything, and have advice on things they have never even done before. Fat-Head Syndrome also gives said fat headed person an ego the size of their dome, which makes them think they are a bad-ass. Most commonly a fat headed person will work out all the time so they can try to grow their small bodies to match their fat ass head.

Hey Fat Head, why is your head so damn big?

- Its not my head, it is my hair

Oh, okay, how come you have to wear a neck brace to support that massive melon?

- I don't. I am going to the gym to work out.

Oh, well hopefully you can grow into that head of yours..... Maybe try to get a brain to fit that noggin too.

by BigSlob8888 November 10, 2010

Fatty Fat Head

One whose ego (or attitude) is so large that their head, literally, looks fatter.

To be used as a Term of Endearment. Can also be used in exasperation.

Mary: "Who is the OG Fatty Fat Head?'
Sarah: "Umm... I'm pretty sure that's Randee Jo"
Mary: "Ooohh..."

Christina: "Stop being a Fat Head and come pick me up!"
Caitlin: " What the hell does that even mean?!? Is that even a phrase?"
Christina: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, it's there"

by Mangofatdoody September 28, 2010

fat head

a person who is a real moron,
one who has no common sense.

A politician.

terry, you are such a fuckin' fat head!

by customfab75 November 18, 2003

Fat head fuck!

Someone that has an oversized head due to being too close to radiation when they were younger.

This may also cause them to get a McCain colour penis.

There head may also resemble a shape of an onion.

Sometime, very rare because of the radiation they grow rat tails!

The fat head fuck! spit it and said - I’ve not got rat tails, your relentless!

by Sammo88 February 27, 2020

fat head

one who is full of themself or has a large ego

He is such a fat head!

by someone of the dark January 18, 2004

fat head syndrome

when a person(s) gets an extremely large ego.

An example is a person who thinks their $hit doesn't smell.

by BettY SpAghetti June 3, 2003