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The number of seconds that pass after you release a fart and the next closest person to you smells it.
one: You can totally reduce your farttime by pulling down your pants first.

two: stfu
by Ken1plus2 April 09, 2017
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.
i work fart time at lowe's. it sucks.
by radiuminjection October 12, 2009
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Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.
After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.
by Maliit tt September 12, 2020
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