Farte
Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun
1. A fancy way of saying Fart
2. a flatus expelled through the anus.
3. an irritating or foolish person.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.
–verb (used without object)
— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.
Origin:
Will Long 2009
Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun
1. A fancy way of saying Fart
2. a flatus expelled through the anus.
3. an irritating or foolish person.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.
–verb (used without object)
— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.
Origin:
Will Long 2009
Noun example- " I need to "Farte " Really badly! "
Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "
Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "
Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "
Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "
"Farte', Farte"
Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "
Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "
Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "
Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "
"Farte', Farte"
by Will Long 09 June 2, 2009
by gracey-sandpiper May 13, 2006
by Apricotcustard August 13, 2023
A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016
The act of when someone farts and it smells totally bombed as if they ate a whole bowl of eggs that day. It’s a phrase that lets the person know to eat healthier.
by Shu genius August 13, 2021
What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 22, 2018
I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2023