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Fart mouthed toad 

Someone who is known widely and talked about frequently for having bad breath. Whenever they get near someone they are told to get a mint or to just leave.

A Fart mouthed toad is usually black haired, average height, and lacking basic hygeine such as showering aswell.

A Fart mouthed toad can also be known for excessivley bad Body Odor. The Body Odor is so rancid that no one can come within 7 feet of them without smelling it, or their bad breath.

Fart Mouthed Toads are usually loners that spend social events playing on their phone or another hand held device.

Their lack of personal hygeine makes them an outcast, yet they do nothing to fix it.
Mouth: Wow, i was just standing next to that Fart Mouthed Toad in line and I had to move to the back it was so bad.

Body Odor: I was running track behind that Fart Mouthed Toad I had to drop back a position so I wouldn't breathe that toxic air.

Loner: Wow that Fart mouthed toad is just sitting in the corner watching ESPN on his phone, does he not know there are girls out here?
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012