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Fart gamble 

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.
I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.
Fart gamble by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017

poop fart gamble 

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
poop fart gamble by honkbert March 14, 2008

Gamble fart 

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.
Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.

gamble on a fart 

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.
I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.
gamble on a fart by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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