farmer bob

a pedo farmer that grows veggetables and has lil boys as his "helpers" to pick his veggies and to do all his special needs

farmer bob: lil boy can u go pick those carrots for me and when u get back i have a lil treat for u

lil boy/helper: ok farmer bob....but do i have to be touched this time?

farmer bob: yes.

farmer bob by Johnny Deturris August 9, 2012

farmerbob

A sissy whom will not stand up for himself

He got tomato in his eye and did nothing what a farmerbob

farmerbob by sicone January 10, 2005

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farmerbob • Farmerboypuppy • farmer snort • Farmer John • farmer's league • farmer joe • farmer's blow • Farmer brown • Farmer Five • farmer nick

Farmerboypuppy

He's a clown, and can turn into anything

Markus: Hey You got your photos printed?
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Markus: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into snowman*

Farmerboypuppy by Farmerboypuppy June 24, 2022

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Farmerboypuppy

Funny boi, and can turn into things

Boi: Hey just wondering if you got your photo's printed
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Boi: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into stone*

Farmerboypuppy by Farmerboypuppy June 24, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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