Fark

When a dog barks, and then farts a couple seconds later

Dude, my dog just did a fark!

by Billy fuckin mays October 19, 2010

Fark

The ploral form of 'moose'.

Aubrey: HOLY POOP EMILY! look at that big field of Fark over yonder!
Emily: Gee Wizz! That must be Sarah Palin's Fark Breeding Farm!

by fdaklfd September 27, 2009

Fark

Dog puke

Your dog farked on the couch

by hells naw September 29, 2003

Fark

When you're having sex and you pass gas.

"We were doing the bam-bam and she farked. I totally lost bone and slapped her in the face.

by Turtle Armor June 11, 2005

Fark

When you fart and come at the same time.

"My girlfriend gave me a blumpkin and I Farked everywhere."

by Onearm Bandit April 25, 2012

Fark

Fark, to inspire and motivate

I'm going to get in there and fark that mob up good and proper.

by Frank Blunt May 28, 2006

Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com

My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily

by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003