“I was the fargshellacknee at Kevin’s orgie last week. I found out I’m allergic to pineapple and I’m still picking the cabbage chunks out of my crevices.”
“I’m pleasantly surprised at how far I could fit a hacksaw into my fargshellacknee’s orifices without damage while only using sauerkraut as lubricant as I whipped them with a pineapple.”
“Hey baby, 👶 will you 👈 be 👉 my 👀 fargshellacknee? 👅🤙😫🤞🍍🤟😍💦🔥🤪”
“I’m pleasantly surprised at how far I could fit a hacksaw into my fargshellacknee’s orifices without damage while only using sauerkraut as lubricant as I whipped them with a pineapple.”
“Hey baby, 👶 will you 👈 be 👉 my 👀 fargshellacknee? 👅🤙😫🤞🍍🤟😍💦🔥🤪”
by corncobrikki November 10, 2019
“I was the fargshellacknee at Kevin’s orgie last week. I found out I’m allergic to pineapple and I’m still picking the cabbage chunks out of my crevices.”
“I’m pleasantly surprised at how far I could fit a hacksaw into my fargshellacknee’s orifices without damage while only sauerkraut as lubricant as I whipped them with a pineapple.”
“Hey baby, 👶 will you 👈 be 👉 my 👀 fargshellacknee? 👅🤙😫🤞🍍🤟😍💦🔥🤪”
“I’m pleasantly surprised at how far I could fit a hacksaw into my fargshellacknee’s orifices without damage while only sauerkraut as lubricant as I whipped them with a pineapple.”
“Hey baby, 👶 will you 👈 be 👉 my 👀 fargshellacknee? 👅🤙😫🤞🍍🤟😍💦🔥🤪”
by corncobrikki November 10, 2019