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Fap Master 

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.
Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!
Fap Master by Dash Random October 27, 2010
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Fap Master 

Fap Master is someone who find good fap materials for other people based on what do they like.
Fap Master can you find something i can fap to tonight
Fap Master by Hikki9 July 30, 2016

Da fap master 

A faggot that faps alot, and hates his parents

Edgy/dumbass/virgin/horny to the max/useless to sociaty.
John: yo wsp what's your name on discord ?
faggot: Da Fap Master#4269
John: gtfo
Da fap master by NoobPillow July 23, 2020

Fagmaster 

(UK Slang) A professional cigarette smoker
Have you met Dave? He's such a fagmaster!
Fagmaster by Nick Gurr the 3rd March 30, 2021

Fapmaster 

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.
Fapmaster by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008

fagmaster 

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster
fagmaster by J March 11, 2003

Fagmaster 

Master of fags or faggots.
A leader of a band or crew of fags and or faggots.
See Fag Faggot.
"Those fags look up to Peter because he huffs butane out of cigarette lighters, what a fagmaster!"
Fagmaster by shitkoks February 26, 2009