Fap Master

Name: Fap Master Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.

Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!

Fap Master by Dash Random October 27, 2010

Get the Fap Master mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Fap Master

Fap Master is someone who find good fap materials for other people based on what do they like.

Fap Master can you find something i can fap to tonight

Fap Master by Hikki9 July 30, 2016

Get the Fap Master mug.

Related Words

Da fap master • Fapmaster • fagmaster • Fap Material • fat master 3000 • fap • fap nap • Fap Attack • fap fap fap • fap free february

Da fap master

A faggot that faps alot, and hates his parents

Edgy/dumbass/virgin/horny to the max/useless to sociaty.

John: yo wsp what's your name on discord ?
faggot: Da Fap Master#4269
John: gtfo

Da fap master by NoobPillow July 23, 2020

Fagmaster

(UK Slang) A professional cigarette smoker

Have you met Dave? He's such a fagmaster!

Fagmaster by Nick Gurr the 3rd March 30, 2021

Fapmaster

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.

Fapmaster by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008

Get the Fapmaster mug.

fagmaster

a homosexual crew leader

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster

fagmaster by J March 11, 2003

Fagmaster

Master of fags or faggots.
A leader of a band or crew of fags and or faggots.
See Fag Faggot.

"Those fags look up to Peter because he huffs butane out of cigarette lighters, what a fagmaster!"

Fagmaster by shitkoks February 26, 2009

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026

Get the Pee Calculus mug.

Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

Word of the Day on October 1, 2026

Get the Dutty mug.

Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Get the Ajumma mug.

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

Word of the Day on September 29, 2026

Get the Slop Grenade mug.