The weather conditions on, around or inside your labia which could be correlated to the weather in your surroundings or your reaction to external stimuli.
Partying on the roof in January was making my fannosphere colder than the Cold Stone Creamery then I met the hottest guy I have ever seen. Now there is a tropical storm brewing in my fannosphere despite the cold outside.
The environmental niche surrounding you immediately after the release of a highly noxiousfart.
Sith Lord:(swinging lightsaber) You're dead old man!
Yoda: A fartosphere create I will. Die you will.
(Yoda farts with immense force)
Sith Lord: (choking) You bloody yeti! what the f*** did u do?
Yoda: Feel the fart, mother****er!
Sith Lord: Noooooooo.... *gasp*cough*
(Sith Lord Dies)
Yoda walks off into the sunset, his trusty lightsaber dangling at his side and an unsightly yellow spot on his tunic where his butthole should be.
A high-anxiety condition of split loyalties that exists when your favorite team is playing against players you need to win your fantasy game. Also occurs when you are in multiple leagues where one or more of your players can benefit you in one league and hurt you in another.
In rare, but specific cases, this third definition may be applied: Occurs when two or more flavors of Fanta are available, bringing great conflict to one’s decision making ability.
“Ugh, I have total fantaphrenia! I need 35 points from Antonio Brown to win this week, but he’s playing against MY Patriots!” Or, “I’ve got fantaphrenia bad this week, if Ebron scores here, I win in my first league this week, but opponent in my other league will beat me’”
“Dude, the soda machine had Fanta Orange, Grape, and Strawberry! I froze up in complete Fantaphrenia and just stood there for like five minutes, then finally chose Grape.”
The space between earth's atmosphere and muncie indiana, much like the bermuda triangle, where objects disappear than reappear at some burger fast food place as golfcarts that have been abandon by their crews.
Ooops there goes anotherbuick into the fartassphere. Wonder which burger doodle the golfcart will show up at?
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.