Fanny merchant

an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.

I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.

by mitch aka 2 fish January 03, 2008

Fanny merchant

to flatter with faint praise, a brown noser, kiss ass

"Hi, I just love the way your eyes shimmer like the stars".

"Go away, dont be such a fanny merchant."

by Endersons' October 08, 2016