Falconlover

A large hairy fat person who loves his Ford Falcon so much that he will spend an incredible amount of money sticking Ebay "performance" parts on the car and then sing the theme song to Fast & Furious as he drives it, ripping the E-brake up trying to perform 'drifting' and causing traffic accidents.
Andrew is a flamboyant falconlover. Look at the pink neon lights he's just added to his Falcon.
by Bob440 October 24, 2014
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