by falcon master May 5, 2011
After having coitus with a woman, you stand up for a moment and after looking around, jump into the air and bring your fist down right into the upper area of her vagina, around her clitoris. The noise she will make will resemble the screech of a falcon.
And remember, the falcon is not complete without yelling, "FALCON PUNCH!" Just like the Captain himself.
And remember, the falcon is not complete without yelling, "FALCON PUNCH!" Just like the Captain himself.
by Dr. Winston O' Boogie February 8, 2008
by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004
When a dude or a chick puts their index finger and middle finger in a girl's vagina while simultaneously placing that hand's thumb in her asshole.
I went Discovery Channel on that brod last night and slipped her the Falcon.
One finger wasn't enough for her so I gave her the Falcon.
One finger wasn't enough for her so I gave her the Falcon.
by duckslayer11 October 31, 2010
A bad team that was just barely above mediocre when their dog slaughtering franchise quarterback was scrambling for five yard losses and committing unforced errors. Owners of one of the most disastrous offseasons in recent NFL history, they now have a stable of quarterbacks which includes first round bust Joey Harrington and Jacksonville castaway Byron Leftwich to choose from.
Now that Michael Vick wears his soap around his neck, most of their infamously stupid, arrogant fans have crawled back into the woodwork and would rather talk about the Hawks or Thrashers these days. Despite the outspoken nature of their especially annoying followers (the few that remain post-Vick), fan support has never been one of their strong suits, as one of their games was blacked out recently and entire sections of seats sat empty in their 2007 home opener against the Carolina Panthers. They also like to talk up every scrub and practice squad signing as if they're all Pro Bowlers waiting to happen. An unhealthy obsession with trying to tear down non-Falcon NFC South players that are far superior to anyone on their roster (Steve Smith, Drew Brees, Jake Delhomme, Marques Colston, Reggie Bush, Will Smith, Charles Grant, Julius Peppers, Kris Jenkins, etc.) is also common.
Their recent exploits of note include Michael Vick flipping off his own fans after a home loss to the Saints and a loss to Carolina in which the Panthers repeatedly direct snapped to running back DeAngelo Williams and attempted only seven passes. In Vick's absence, overrated and overpaid cornerback DeAngelo Hall has gladly stepped up to continue Vick's legacy of stupidity, amassing massive fines and costly game-changing penalties.
Easily the most hated team in the NFC South, Saints, Bucs, and Panthers fans can all agree on their mutual dislike of the Falcons and their fans.
Now that Michael Vick wears his soap around his neck, most of their infamously stupid, arrogant fans have crawled back into the woodwork and would rather talk about the Hawks or Thrashers these days. Despite the outspoken nature of their especially annoying followers (the few that remain post-Vick), fan support has never been one of their strong suits, as one of their games was blacked out recently and entire sections of seats sat empty in their 2007 home opener against the Carolina Panthers. They also like to talk up every scrub and practice squad signing as if they're all Pro Bowlers waiting to happen. An unhealthy obsession with trying to tear down non-Falcon NFC South players that are far superior to anyone on their roster (Steve Smith, Drew Brees, Jake Delhomme, Marques Colston, Reggie Bush, Will Smith, Charles Grant, Julius Peppers, Kris Jenkins, etc.) is also common.
Their recent exploits of note include Michael Vick flipping off his own fans after a home loss to the Saints and a loss to Carolina in which the Panthers repeatedly direct snapped to running back DeAngelo Williams and attempted only seven passes. In Vick's absence, overrated and overpaid cornerback DeAngelo Hall has gladly stepped up to continue Vick's legacy of stupidity, amassing massive fines and costly game-changing penalties.
Easily the most hated team in the NFC South, Saints, Bucs, and Panthers fans can all agree on their mutual dislike of the Falcons and their fans.
by Moltar November 15, 2007
The art of having 4 penis' on the go, usually 1 in each hand, 1 up the anus and 1 in the mouth. Generally young Australian males can be found practicing with dildos in the privacy of their bedrooms.
by Zeussy May 29, 2018
Produced by Torrey Pines High School students, the Falconer is the best freaking newspaper in San Diego, maybe even in California. The Falconer is known for it's controversial articles, its hilarious backpage, and for having the best publications staff in the whole damn world.
Nick: Hey man, did you know the falconer is coming out this friday?
John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!
John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!
by Falconerd April 25, 2010