Falcon Piss

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The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is faster than the Falcon.

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Falcon Piss

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was fast as Falcon Piss!

Falcon Piss by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

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Falcon Piss

Falcons are the fastest animal on the planet. When hunting, they reach speeds of 240 MPH. If a Falcon took a pee while hunting, the pee would be traveling faster than the Falcon.

Did you gets watch the Formula 1 races this weekend? The winner was faster than Falcon Piss!

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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