Girl who wears fake eyelashes on a regular basis, not just on special occassions. She is as fake as her eyelashes. Fake hair extensions, fake nails, fake tan, lots of make-up, lots of fake accessories...etc. Her main goal in life is to find a sugar daddy to support her fake habit. Girls can see right through them but guys are blinded by the fake beauty. If she took all the "fake" off, she would just be another washed-up plain jane.
She ignored the seemingly average guy until she saw his newride, that's when the fake eyelash girl instantly befriended him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"