Fake country girl

A fake country girl wears flannel crop tops, booty shorts, and fashion cowboy boots thatd probobly melt within one second of bein in dirt. They have no clue who George Strait, Jason aldean, and Tim McGraw are. They call bull riders bull ropers, and would fall off a horse fore they even get on. They aint ever been huntin, fishin, or muddin once in their lives and have a serious fear of dirt. they frequently fake a southern accent, and use y'all and aint all the time. THey teel their story bout how they became a country girl. Buy real country folk know that country aint somethin you become, its who you are, how you work, and how you live. If you aint a hard worker, dress in skimpy ass clothes, and don't appreciate, Strait, Cash, and Hank, Hell if you don't even know who they are, you aint got no buisiness callin yourself country.

1.look at that fake country girl in the hot pink pickup, with cowboy boots with 4inch heels, a croptop flannel, and ass cheek shorts.
2.What a slut.

Fake country girl by Just a country girl March 25, 2022

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Fake country girl

Fake country girl, probably wear jean shorts that show half their butt, probably acts super country after finding, a lost hat, or as she may claim "herself". A Fake country girl probably has an aunt or uncle who is teaching her how to hunt, has a beehive, and a beehive suit, and a welding helmet, which she claims is so fun but has only done once. A fake country girl is probably obsessed with Morgan Wallen. A fake country girl will claim her real home is her family member's farm. A fake country girl will learn how to use a bow and immediately think she's a pro and correct people who actually know what they are doing. only knows some southern slag from her real country friend. A fake country girl probably only wears jeans and lulu lemon, and lives in a big house, but claims she's not rich

Girl 1: Omg Ella is such a fake country girl!
Girl 2: I know she's such a slut

Fake country girl by literally.a.human December 21, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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