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Fake country girl 

A fake country girl wears flannel crop tops, booty shorts, and fashion cowboy boots thatd probobly melt within one second of bein in dirt. They have no clue who George Strait, Jason aldean, and Tim McGraw are. They call bull riders bull ropers, and would fall off a horse fore they even get on. They aint ever been huntin, fishin, or muddin once in their lives and have a serious fear of dirt. they frequently fake a southern accent, and use y'all and aint all the time. THey teel their story bout how they became a country girl. Buy real country folk know that country aint somethin you become, its who you are, how you work, and how you live. If you aint a hard worker, dress in skimpy ass clothes, and don't appreciate, Strait, Cash, and Hank, Hell if you don't even know who they are, you aint got no buisiness callin yourself country.
1.look at that fake country girl in the hot pink pickup, with cowboy boots with 4inch heels, a croptop flannel, and ass cheek shorts.
2.What a slut.
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Fake country girl 

Fake country girl, probably wear jean shorts that show half their butt, probably acts super country after finding, a lost hat, or as she may claim "herself". A Fake country girl probably has an aunt or uncle who is teaching her how to hunt, has a beehive, and a beehive suit, and a welding helmet, which she claims is so fun but has only done once. A fake country girl is probably obsessed with Morgan Wallen. A fake country girl will claim her real home is her family member's farm. A fake country girl will learn how to use a bow and immediately think she's a pro and correct people who actually know what they are doing. only knows some southern slag from her real country friend. A fake country girl probably only wears jeans and lulu lemon, and lives in a big house, but claims she's not rich
Girl 1: Omg Ella is such a fake country girl!
Girl 2: I know she's such a slut
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